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My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we are in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
"Yes," she replied.
Then I said, "I'd like to phone a friend."
That's the last thing I remember.
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A young couple on the brink of divorce visits a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife what is the problem.
She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."
The counselor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?"
The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that suffers not me."
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An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"
"What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
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Top 10 Science Fiction Geek Pickup Lines
1 "Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'"
2 "I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!!"
3 "Nice Asimov."
4 "Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody."
5 "Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"
6 "I'm the droid you're looking for."
7 "Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears."
8 "Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."
9 "Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'"
10 If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me masturbate while I download pictures of Jeri Ryan?"
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