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My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we are in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
"Yes," she replied.
Then I said, "I'd like to phone a friend."
That's the last thing I remember.
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For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.
No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows fucking everything!
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A young couple on the brink of divorce visits a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife what is the problem.
She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."
The counselor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?"
The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that suffers not me."
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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost
me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
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"Doctor, please tell me, impotence is coming unexpectedly?"
"Not at all, in the beginning it put you in embarrassed situations for 2-3 times"
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Two Indians were walking through the forest. At a certain moment they noticed some smoke arising. One of them said: "What is the message about?"
"Nothing important, just ads"
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An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"
"What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
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Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?
A. A wind tunnel.
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Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat?
A. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
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'The Programmer's drinking song'
99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again,
101 little bugs in the code.
101 little bugs in the code,
101 bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again,
103 little bugs in the code.
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Agentie de turism: "Go and visit Ukraina ... your car it's already there!!!"
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I'm on a SEAFOOD diet.. I eat FOOD when I SEE it..
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Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make? A. A wind tunnel.
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Q: What does the cop say to the condom?
A: Cover me! I'm going in!
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Top 10 Science Fiction Geek Pickup Lines
1 "Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'"
2 "I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!!"
3 "Nice Asimov."
4 "Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody."
5 "Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"
6 "I'm the droid you're looking for."
7 "Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears."
8 "Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."
9 "Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'"
10 If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me masturbate while I download pictures of Jeri Ryan?"
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